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Pub Comparison - "Ya know," said the Scotsman, "I prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a wonderful little bar called McTavish's. The landlord there goes out ofhis way for the locals, so much so that when youbuy 4 drinks he'll buy the 5th drink for you." The Englishman then says, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy your 3rd drink after youbuy the first 2." "Ahhhhh, that's nothing laddies",said the Irishman. "Back home in me own Dublin,there's Ryan's Bar. The moment you set foot in theplace they'll buy you a drink, then another. They buyall the drinks you like. Then, when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you getlaid. And it's all on the house". The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn his claims, but theIrishman swears every word is true. The Englishman finally says, "Did this actually happen to you?" "Well, not to meself, personally," said the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister."