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Why do jews have big noses?Air is free.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?Your bike.
What is a nigger on a bike?Thief.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?Take your foot off the back of his head.
What's a niggers idea of foreplay?"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."
Why are there no nigger astronauts? Their lips explode at 50,000 feet
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?Cut the rope.
What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Why do niggers stink?So blind people can hate them too.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?Your bike.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?They think it's whale shit.


What's long and black and smells like shit? The welfare line.

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?First grade.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?Father's Day.

What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?Feed a family of four.

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?They heard there were no jobs there.

How do you starve a nigger?Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

Why did so few niggers vote for Jesse Jackson? He promised them jobs.

What do you call a white man surrounded by 100 niggers?Warden.

What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn't drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn't collect welfare, and doesn't rape White women?An inmate.

A young nigger walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm tired of handouts, I want a job." The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big white Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."The nigger said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!"The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"